Friday, April 18, 2008

Bob's Book For Sale On Golf (Repost)

Subject: my answer to golf

 

I just finished writing my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through several years of experience.

 

The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info. (see below)

 

It is a great price considering the wealth of information you'll receive.

 

Scroll down and check out the Table of Contents

 

 Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___ American Express

  Account No: _____________________________ Expiration Date: __/__

 Name (as appears on credit card): ________________________________

 Address:  __________________________________________________

 City:___________________________ State : ____ Zip Code: _________

 (I also take cash!!)   Don't wait until they're all gone !!!

 

 TABLE OF CONTENTS:

 

 CHAPTER 1    HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT

 

 CHAPTER 2    HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE.

 

 CHAPTER 3    HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER

 

 CHAPTER 4    HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK

 

 CHAPTER 5    WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER

 

 CHAPTER 6    USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS

 

 CHAPTER 7    WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT

 

 CHAPTER 8    PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM

 

 CHAPTER 9    HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND

 

 CHAPTER 10   HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER

 

 CHAPTER 11    WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH

 

 CHAPTER 12    HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME

 

 CHAPTER 13    HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE

 

 CHAPTER 14    WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT

 

 CHAPTER 15    GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT

 

 CHAPTER 16    WHEN TO RE-GRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER

 

 CHAPTER 17    CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME

 

 CHAPTER 18    WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER

 

Thanks Bob H.

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