Subject: my answer to golf
I just finished writing my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through several years of experience.
The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info. (see below)
It is a great price considering the wealth of information you'll receive.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1 HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2 HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE.
CHAPTER 3 HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4 HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5 WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6 USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7 WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8 PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9 HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10 HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11 WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12 HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13 HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14 WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15 GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16 WHEN TO RE-GRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17 CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME
CHAPTER 18 WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER
Thanks Bob H.