Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Why Italian Women Need Therapy

Phone Call:

 

Italian Mother: 'Hello?'

 

Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?'

 

Italian Mother: 'You're going out?'

 

Daughter: 'Yes.'

 

Italian Mother: 'With whom'

 

Daughter: 'With a friend.'

 

Italian Mother: 'I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a Good man.'

 

Daughter: 'MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!'

 

Italian Mother: 'You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies And nobodies.'

 

Daughter: 'MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?'

 

Italian Mother: 'I never left you to go out with anybody except your Father.'

 

Daughter: 'There are lots of things that you did and I don't.'

 

Italian Mother: 'What are you hinting at?'

 

Daughter: 'Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over

Tonight..'

 

Italian Mother: 'You're going t O stay the night with him? What will your Husband say if he finds out?'

 

Daughter: 'MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered.

From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!'

 

Italian Mother: 'So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?'

 

Daughter: 'MOM, He's not a loser.'

 

Italian Mother: 'A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children Is a loser and a parasite.'

 

Daughter: 'MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?'

 

Italian Mother: 'Poor children with such a mother.'

 

Daughter: 'Such a what?'

 

Italian Mother: 'With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.'

 

Daughter: 'ENOUGH MA!!!'

 

Italian Mother: 'Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser Too!'

 

Daughter: 'Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?'

 

Italian Mother: 'Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him

Immediately.'

 

Daughter: 'Goodbye, mother.'

 

Italian Mother: 'Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? '

 

Daughter: 'I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!'

 

Italian Mother: 'If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?'

 

Thanks Win S.

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