Thursday, May 08, 2008

Clean Humour

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.>>>>>> At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,>>>>>> but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.>>>>>> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote>>>>>> 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.>>>>>> When the offering was processed the following Sunday,>>>>>> he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was>>>>>> this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'>>>>>> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke>>>>>> up in gales of laughter.>>>>>> Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'>>>>>> Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and>>>>>> I was afraid for I was naked.'>>>>>> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?>>>>>>>>> They still are! Pass it on>>>>>> 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)>>>>>

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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