Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Kids are quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA:
Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER:
No, that's wrong
GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER:
What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER:
Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well , I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE:
I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:
Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same asyour brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talkingwhen people are no longer interested?HAROLD:
A teacher
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Thanks Ivan R.

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