The Gareau Swing

HI MARTY

WELL TODAY WAS THE OFFICIAL OPENING OF THE GAREAU SWINGS CORNER CHURCHILL AND CHAMBLY, NEW TOTAL CAPACITY 8.

THANKS LISE GAREAU FOR THE CONFIDENCE YOU PUT IN ME .NAMING ME IN CHARGE OF SECURITY OF THE SWINGS FOR 2008. NOW IMMEDIATELY I MADE TOUGH RULES .IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THEM SORRY YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE SWINGS INDEFENITELY.

1- ABSOLUTELY NO SEX ON THE SWINGS, WE HAD ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH SEX ON CHURCHILL. MASSAGES AND OTHER BAD THINGS

2- NO ALCOHOL BEVERAGES ABOARD THE SWINGS, EXCEPT ON CANADA DAY, CHRISTMAS , I MIGHT ADD JULY 4TH LATER, OF COURSE NOT MORE THAN 1 BEER PER SWINGER.

3- OF COURSE NO DRUGS, CIGARETTES PERMITTED ONLY THE MENTHOL ONES FROM 3 AM TO 4 AM WITH A NON SMOKING BAN OF 45 MINUTES DURING THAT HOUR.

4- NO ABUSIVE LANGUAGE OR SWEARING YOU HAVE TO TALK, ABOUT G.PK. 95 PERCENT OF THE TIME.

5- NO GUNS , BUT I WILL TOLERATE WATER GUNS SOMETIMES IT IS REALLY HOT AND HUMID ON THOSE SWINGS.

6- ABSOLUTALY NO SPEEDING ON THE SWINGS. I WILL LATER INSTALL A RADAR TRAP TO CATCH THE SWING SPEEDERS.

THOSE ARE THE RULES FOR NOW. IF I HAVE TO MAKE TOUGHER ONES I WILL.

THANKS MARTY AND LISE GAREAU FOR PUTTING YOUR CONFIDENCE IN ME

NORMAND SIMARD
SWING SHERRIFF.

PS I FORGOT TO MENTION YOU MUST SIGN IN BEFORE YOU GO ON THE SWINGS, AND YOU MAY BE CHECKED OUT LATER IF YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD.IF SO YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE ON THE SWNGS, YOUR FAMILY ALSO AND FRIENDS.

Thanks Normand