Friday, August 22, 2008

Demementia Test

Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?














Answer:'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.










2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?














Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.










3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?














Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why the hell are you still reading these???If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.











5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 p eople get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.












What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.


PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!


Thanks George V.
Damn I forgot I was driving the bus....

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