Monday, August 18, 2008

Monday Morning Humor

Two 100-year-old women, Rose and Barb had been friends all of their

When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited
her every day.

One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball
all our lives, and we played all through High School.
Please do me one favour: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let
me know if there's women's soft-ball there.'

Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said,
'Barb, you've been my best friend for many years.
If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.'
Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

A few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound
sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice
calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb.'
'Who is it?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly.
'Who is it?'

'Barb -- it's me, Rose.'

'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'

'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice.

'Rose! Where are you?'

'In Heaven,' replied Rose.
'I have some really good news and a little bad news.'

'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb.

'The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's Softball
in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died
before us are here, too. Better than that, we're
all young again. Better still, it's always springtime,
and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can
play softball all we want, and we never get tired.'

'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest

So what's the bad news?'

'You're pitching Tuesday.'

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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