Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Short & Funny

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but thank you for caring
enough to call. I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return
your call, you are one of the changes.'
~~~~~
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us,
'Always try to keep the number of landings you make
Equal to the number of take offs you make.'
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, You're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.



Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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