Monday Morninng Humor

Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.


If your local Dairy Queen isclosed from September through May, You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depotstore Offers you assistance and theydon't work there, You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and aparka at the same time, You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthytelephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means goinganywhere South of Detroit for theweekend, You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance inhours, You may live in Canada .

If you know several people Who have hit a deer more thanonce, You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hrthrough 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzardwithout flinching, You may live in Canada .

If you install security lightson your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumpers in yourcar And your wife knows how to usethem, You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid'sHalloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on thehighway is 80 km -- You're going 90 and everybodyis passing you, You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in thewinter Because the potholes are filledwith snow, You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, stillwinter, And road construction, You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles On your snow blower than yourcar, You may live in Canada .

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada .


If you actually understandthese jokes, And forward them to all Your Canadian friends &others, You definitely live in Canada

Thanks Barry & Louise D.