Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?
'Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.
'Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest,
Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.
'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.
'Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous woman alive.
'But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, masculine face and asked...
'Who the hell is Ralph Bennett ?????
Now we know for sure but Tiger is still a better golfer…LOL