Here is the third edition of the Pork Barrel news this is an article from the "If Pigs Could Fly" department also known as I P C F News.
Apparently police are getting closer to capturing Feral Babies parents. Hope it happens soon Father Bob is aging quickly, his site is poor, his knees are bad and his hearing is getting worse. The doctor tells him it is caused by years of foreplay.
He also suffers from Storyhiemers... thats when you repeat the same story over and over.... it also causes one to continually hit the send button and dulpicate email.
Thanks Father Bob