Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Rusty Old Chevrolet


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW 

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET

DOWN THE ROAD I GO 

SLIDING ALL THE WAY

I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS 

I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES

MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER 

BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:

OH, RUST AND SMOKE, THE HEATER'S BROKE 

THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY

I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH 

AND THEN I START TO PRAY, EH...

THE FRAME IS BENT, THE MUFFLER WENT 

THE RADIO IT'S OK

OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE 

THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

I WENT TO THE IGA 

I WENT TO THE IGA

TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER

I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE 

AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER

SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY 

RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS

I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS 

TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS 

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS

IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE

PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY 

I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE

I GOT TO GET TO SHOPCO 

TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY

'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON 

IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Thanks Penny

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