Sunday, December 07, 2008

Updated song lyrics

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include . . .


Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.


Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .


Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.



The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.


Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.


Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.


Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.


The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.


Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.


Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.


Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.


The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.



Denture Queen.


Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.




Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.




And Last but NOT least . . .


Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again.


Thanks Barb C.


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