Sunday, December 07, 2008

Updated song lyrics

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include . . .

 

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 

Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

 

Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

 

 

The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

 

Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

 

Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

 

Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

 

The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

 

Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

 

Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

 

Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

 

The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

 

Abba---

Denture Queen.

 

Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

 

Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

 

 

 

Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

 

 

 

And Last but NOT least . . .

 

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again.

 

Thanks Barb C.

 

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