Tuesday, January 20, 2009

From Panama

New Golf Terms

  Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...

 

 A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

 

 A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another

 

 A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand

 

 A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water

 

 A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed

 

 An 'OJ.'- got away with one

 

 A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver

 

 A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver

 

 A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good

 

 A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole

 

 A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right

 

 A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds

 

 A 'James Joyce'  - a putt that's impossible to read

 

 A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out

 

 A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist

 

 A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees

 

 A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank

 

 A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

Thanks Gus R.

 

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