Tuesday, January 20, 2009

From Panama

New Golf Terms

  Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...


 A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't


 A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another


 A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand


 A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water


 A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed


 An 'OJ.'- got away with one


 A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver


 A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver


 A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good


 A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole


 A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right


 A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds


 A 'James Joyce'  - a putt that's impossible to read


 A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out


 A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist


 A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees


 A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank


 A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

Thanks Gus R.


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