Friday, January 16, 2009

A Little weekend humor


 I hope you enjoy it it fits my warped sense of humour.

James Bird

 > Some Canadian Humour

>                    The day after his wife disappeared in a

> kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy , Nova Scotia , a man

> answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.



>                      'We are sorry sir, but we have

> some information about your wife' said one Mountie.


>                      'Tell me! Did you find her?'

> the husband shouted.


>                      The Mounties looked at each other.

> One said, 'We have some bad news,

>                      some good news, and some really great

> news. Which do you want to hear

>                      first?


>                      Fearing the worst, the ashen husband

> said, 'Give me the bad news first.'


>                      The Mountie said, 'I'm sorry

> to tell you, sir, but this morning we

>                      found your wife's body in the

> bay.'


>                      Oh my God!' exclaimed the

> husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's

>                      the good news?'


>                      The Mountie continued, 'When we

> pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five

>                      pound snow crabs and 6 good-size

> lobsters clinging to her.'


>                      Stunned, the husband demanded,

> 'If that's the good news, what's the

>                      great news?'


>                      The Mountie said, 'We're

> going  to pull her up again tomorrow.'

Thanks Jim




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