Guys
> The day after his wife disappeared in a
> kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy , Nova Scotia , a man
> answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
>
>
> 'We are sorry sir, but we have
> some information about your wife' said one Mountie.
>
> 'Tell me! Did you find her?'
> the husband shouted.
>
> The Mounties looked at each other.
> One said, 'We have some bad news,
> some good news, and some really great
> news. Which do you want to hear
> first?
>
> Fearing the worst, the ashen husband
> said, 'Give me the bad news first.'
>
> The Mountie said, 'I'm sorry
> to tell you, sir, but this morning we
> found your wife's body in the
> bay.'
>
> Oh my God!' exclaimed the
> husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's
> the good news?'
>
> The Mountie continued, 'When we
> pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
> pound snow crabs and 6 good-size
> lobsters clinging to her.'
>
> Stunned, the husband demanded,
> 'If that's the good news, what's the
> great news?'
>
> The Mountie said, 'We're
> going to pull her up again tomorrow.'
Thanks Jim
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