the golf ball ;-)
> In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
> White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
> Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
> This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
> By It's Size I Could Not Guess,
> The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
> But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
> I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
> My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
> Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
> It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
> A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
> It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,
> I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
> It Promises A Thing Called Par,
> If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.
> To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
> Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
> But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
> And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
> It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
> And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.
> Often It Will Have A Whim,
> To Hit A Tree Or ! Take A Swim.
> With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
> It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
> Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
> If Only It Would Find The Hole.
> It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
> And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
> And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
> But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.
> Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....
> A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
> Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
> That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
> Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid.
Thanks Barry & Louise D.