Saturday, April 25, 2009

Q & A

Things we all should know!

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q:    Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A:    Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q:    What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A:    Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q:   Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is  that true? Where  can  it  be found?

A:    Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..'

Q:    How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A:    Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:    How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly - wrinkles?

A:    Take off your glasses.

Q:    Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A:    Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q:    Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A:    Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:    Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A:    Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q:    As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A:    Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:    Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A:    On their foreheads.

Q:    What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A:    'Gosh, I remember these.

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?

Thanks Barry & Louise D.










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