Friday, May 01, 2009

Men

Men are Honest :: Honorable

> > MEN Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to

> > understand man)

> >

> > If a female is reading this article then just

> > realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel

> > proud of after reading it!

> >

> > "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a

> > tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he

> > cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you

> > crying?"

> >

> > The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water,

> > and he needed the axe to make his living.

> >

> > The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a

> > golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

> >

> > The woodcutter replied, "No."

> >

> > The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe.

> > "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

> >

> > Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

> >

> > The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe.

> > "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

> >

> > The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

> > The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave

> > him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home

> > happy.

> >

> > Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife

> > along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When

> > he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,

> > "Why are you crying?"

> >

> > "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

> >

> > The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA

> > JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

> >

> > "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

> >

> > The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an

> > untruth!"

> >

> > The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It

> > is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no'

> > to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ

> > . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up

> > with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have

> > given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able

> > to take care

> > of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to

> > ANGELINA JOLIE ."

> >

> > The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for

> > a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

> >

> >

> > That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -

> > "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

Thanks Richard W.

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