Tuesday, June 09, 2009

An Old Farmers Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong.


*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


 *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.


* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.


 * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.


  * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.


* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.


* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.


* It don't take a very big person to carry a Grudge.


* You cannot unsay a cruel word.


* Every path has a few puddles.


* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.


* The best sermons are lived, not preached.


* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't Never gonna happen anyway.


* Don't judge folks by their relatives.


* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.


* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.


* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.


* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 


   * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 


* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.


 * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from The mirror every mornin'.


 * Always drink upstream from the herd.


 * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.


 * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.


* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


 * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.  Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.


Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.


Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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