Parker Porkbarrel News: After years of fielding homeowners complaints of strange noises coming from basements and attics, police in Greenfield Park QC set up surveillance cameras in various basements around town. Officers were surprised to find that the culprit was none other than local sewer dweller and life long resident Normand Simard. After a lengthy interrogation by former police officer Bernie (El Presidente) Constantini it was decided that no charges would be laid. Mr. Simard agreed that in the future he would ask for permission, from homeowners, prior to rummaging through their basements in search of old photos and newspaper clippings.
Father Bob reporting