Monday, July 13, 2009

Sunmary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:


> 1) No

> matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..

> 2) When your Mom is mad at

> your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

> 3) If your sister hits you, don't

> hit her back. They always catch the second person.

> 4) Never ask your 3-year

> old brother to hold a tomato.

> 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your

> food.

> 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

> 7) Never hold a

> Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

> 8) You can't hide a

> piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

> 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear

> under white shorts.

> 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's

> lap.

>

>

>

> GREAT

> TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

>

>

> 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

> 2) Wrinkles

> don't hurt.

> 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

> 4)

> Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground... ..

> 5)

> Laughing is good exercise.. It's like jogging on the inside.

> 6) Middle age is

> when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

>

> GREAT

> TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

>

>

> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..

> 2) Forget the

> health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

> 3) When you fall down,

> you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

> 4) You're getting

> old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from

> a roller coaster.

> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but

> nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

> 6) Time may be a great healer, but

> it's a lousy beautician

> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes

> alone.

>

> SUCCESS:

>

> At age 4

> success is . . . .. not piddling in your pants.

> At age 12 success is . . .

> having friends..

> At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.

> At

> age 35 success is . . . .having money.

> At age 50 success is . having

> money.

> At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.

> At age 75

> success is . . . having friends.

> At age 80 success is .. . . not piddling in

> your pants.

>

> Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

> Always

> remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;

> BUT

> NEVER forget

> the blessings that come each day.

>

> Have a

> wonderful day with many ! *smiles*

>

>

>

> Take

> the time to live!!!

Thanks Jacquie E.

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