GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
> 1) No
> matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
> 2) When your Mom is mad at
> your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
> 3) If your sister hits you, don't
> hit her back. They always catch the second person.
> 4) Never ask your 3-year
> old brother to hold a tomato.
> 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your
> food.
> 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
> 7) Never hold a
> Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
> 8) You can't hide a
> piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
> 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear
> under white shorts.
> 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's
> lap.
>
>
>
> GREAT
> TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
>
>
> 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
> 2) Wrinkles
> don't hurt.
> 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
> 4)
> Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground... ..
> 5)
> Laughing is good exercise.. It's like jogging on the inside.
> 6) Middle age is
> when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
>
> GREAT
> TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
>
>
> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
> 2) Forget the
> health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
> 3) When you fall down,
> you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
> 4) You're getting
> old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from
> a roller coaster.
> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
> nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
> 6) Time may be a great healer, but
> it's a lousy beautician
> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes
> alone.
>
> SUCCESS:
>
> At age 4
> success is . . . .. not piddling in your pants.
> At age 12 success is . . .
> having friends..
> At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
> At
> age 35 success is . . . .having money.
> At age 50 success is . having
> money.
> At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
> At age 75
> success is . . . having friends.
> At age 80 success is .. . . not piddling in
> your pants.
>
> Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
> Always
> remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
> BUT
> NEVER forget
> the blessings that come each day.
>
> Have a
> wonderful day with many ! *smiles*
>
>
>
> Take
> the time to live!!!
Thanks Jacquie E.
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