Father Bob at work
Father Bob and wife Pat relaxing at home
Rabbi Robert ( Father Bob's brother) and wife Trishia( twin sister of Pat) relaxing at a BBQ
I understand your confusion and therefore I am writing to explain how some Catholic Priests are allowed to marry and raise a family while others maintain a life of celibacy.
First - and foremost it is important that the candidate be a Protestant before being ordained.
Second - he should be married, preferably to an identical twin.
Third - he must already have children and he must have decided to live the his remaining years in celibacy.
Forth - the ordaining of a Protestant priest must be performed by a Rabbi during a briss.
Well Normand I hope this explanation clarifies my status as a Priest and the reasons why I love smoked meat, bagels and pork chops for supper on Friday.
Your Friend Always,