The Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in

fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some

sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling

him about where he got it.

He told them to piss off & let him get some sleep, but they

persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of

excited bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around

him, tongues hanging out in anticipation of a good feed of fresh

blood..

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I didn't."

Thanks Barry & Louise D.