A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in
fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling
him about where he got it.
He told them to piss off & let him get some sleep, but they
persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of
excited bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around
him, tongues hanging out in anticipation of a good feed of fresh
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I didn't."
Thanks Barry & Louise D.