HELLOOOOO AND GOOD DAY,,EH !!!!
***HI BERNIE,,JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE THIS,,BRING BACK MEMORIES ?
IT'S BEEN AROUND BEFORE,,,BUT ALWAYS SEEMS NEW !!
KEEP THAT BADGE POLISHED UP,,,YOU MAY NEED IT AGAIN SOME DAY !!
SEE YOU SOON,,,CONGRATULATIONS & GOOD LUCK WITH THE LEGION !!
***HI MIKE,,,HOW ARE YOU KEEPING ?? I'M NOT SURE OF ED'S E-MAIL ADDRESS ??
COULD YOU PASS THIS ON ,,( IF IT'S NOT RIGHT ),, WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE,,THANKS FOR THIS !
OH,,HAVE YOU RETIRED YET,OR ARE YOU STILL IN THE SAFE CRACKING BUSINESS ?
IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY DIFFERENT JOBS THE GUYS WENT INTO,,,AND SPREAD
OUT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,,,WHAT A GREAT NETWORK IT TURNED OUT TO BE,,
MARSTONS BLOG IS PROOF OF THAT,,,ALL SCATTERED FROM THE PARK AND
GONE EVERYWHERE,,,HOPE TO SEE YOU IN 2011,, IF NOT BEFORE !!
*** HI ED,,,( IF YOU GET THIS ),,PLEASE TAKE IT EASY ON THE GUYS IN NORTHERN
N.B.,,IT'S A ROUGH TIME OF THE YEAR,,,THEY ARE STILL PAYING FOR CHRISTMAS,,,
STUCK IN THE HOUSE WITH THE WIFE NAGGING,,CABIN FEVER,,,AND WITH ALL THE
STORES SELLING CHEAP BEER,,A GUY'S JUST GOTTA PARTY SOME TIME !!
OH YES,,,IT'S GOING TO BE A ROUGH WEEK-END,,,ALL THE CHEQUES ARE ARRIVING
SO,, I GUESS IT'S PARTY WEEK-END,,,,VIVE LA CARNIVAL !!
*** TO THE WEST COAST GANG,,,KEN,,STAN,, & BILLY,,,GOOD LUCK WITH ALL
THE SECURITY AND VISITORS AT THE WINTER GAMES,,,IT'S GOING TO BE A
CIRCUS,,,IS OSAMA SENDING A SKI TEAM ??,,,MAYBE AN IRIANIAN BOB-SLED TEAM !
YOU CAN BE SURE THE LOCAL GANGS,,,AND THE PIC-POCKETS,, WILL BE OUT
IN FORCE !!,,,AND JUST NOT LOCAL ONES,,IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL EVENT !!!
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TIME,,,,AND B.C. GOES
INTO DEBT LIKE THE REST OF US !! BUT,,HAVE FUN WITH IT ALL IT'S GOING TO
BE A CRAZY TIME IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS !! CHEERS !!
***RED,,RICHARD,, NORMAND,,AND I,, WILL BE WATCHING IT ALL ON T.V. FROM HERE !! ,,,AT HOME,,LIKE A LOT OF THE GUYS !!
IT'S A LOT SAFER THAT WAY,,,YES,,,OUR CHIPS & BEER WILL BE SAFER !!
***FRED WILL BE WATCHING FROM ECUADOR,,THE BEER THERE IS CHEAPER,,
ABOUT ONE BUCK A QUART,,AND THE CHICKS,,WOW !!,,HE CALLS IT ASS-HEAVEN !!
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO DOWN THERE,,,ABOUT +30C, ALL YEAR AROUND !!
***MARSTON,,THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT COMMUNICATIONS ON THE BLOG,,
IT'S A GREAT NETWORK,,,"THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES !!"
HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON,,,IF NOT THIS YEAR,,,THEN FOR THE CENTENNIAL !!
TO YOU ALL,,TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES,,,,AND ,,,,JUST KEEP SMILIN' !!
CHEERS !! JOHN G,,
Thought you might enjoy this,,,,
Subject: Police In 3 Countries
How can you tell the difference between a Canadian, Australian, and an American Police Officer? Pose the following question:
"You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family."
What do you do?
CANADIAN POLICE OFFICERS
Answer: (Immediate thought processes)
Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?
Does he prefer to communicate in English or French?
Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?
Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my job?
Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombaya?
Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone including his dog?
Is the alleged 'client' a member of the NDP or an Environmental Group?
Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the mean streets?
Is he a member of a gang that is just 'misunderstood' by society?
Is he an undercover Toronto Star reporter looking for a news breaker?
Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't know how to approach the police?
Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated back into the community?
Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome, and just doesn't understand what he is doing?
Counsel him and advise him of his rights under the Charter of Rights as he approaches.
Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
Thanks John G.