Sunday, January 03, 2010

Jobs


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.


2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just

couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.


3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --

mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that

was too exhausting.



5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice




to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.


6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way

I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.


7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found





I wasn't noteworthy.


8. I studied a long time to become a




Doctor, but didn't have any patience.




9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but


just didn't fit in.


10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered




I couldn't live on my net income.


11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance





Company, but the work was just too draining.


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I








wasn't fit for the job.


13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got

a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.


14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because



it was the same old grind.


15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE



JOB!


Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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