Wednesday, March 31, 2010

"He said"..... "She said"

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

He said to me . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him . . . They don't have time

He said to me. . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him . . . I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow

He said to me . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Thanks Lorrie M

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