Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Lakeport Brewery

The following email expresses the frustration Canadians feel with the loss of not only jobs but the loss of cheap beer in particular.....

Hi Ralph..................Just watched the 5 o'clock news and Labatt's is claiming that the reason they are closing the Lakeport plant in Hamilton is because of decreased sales!! ......................What a crock of fuddle duddle s#!*!! I'd bet the sales are the best they have ever been!!.............................The S.O.B.'s bought it with intentions of closing it down!! - Less expensive beer, no way - must get rid of!! ............................ No big surprise it's just the way things are these days ..................Just wait 'till all North American beer is brewed in China or some other fuddle duddle caustic polluted, employees with STD’s, God forsaken s#!* hole on the planet - S#!*, what else can I say to get my point across!!!!! - Later – Win

Thanks Win.... your point is well taken... they just wanted them off the market

I received the following response from the Peoples Republic of China……

Dear Gleat Brog Host,

We wish to inform the peoples of Gleenfield Park that the Peoples Lepublic of China are not to brame for the crosing of Rakeport Blewery. The decision was made by Rabatts….. we are preased to work with the Gleat Peoples of Gleenfield Park to bling cheap beer to Hamilton, Ancaster and Rondon.

Your Fliend,

Woo Fung Yu

PS... Win, I've shipped a defibrillator and nitro pills to London just in case

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