Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Newfie vs The Game Warden

A Newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests
full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man,
'Do you have a licence to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the Newfie. 'I ain't got none of dem dere
Licences. I don't need one. You must understand, by, dese here is
My pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'


'Yeah. Dat's de trut' bye. Every night, I take dese fish down to de
cove and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Den, when I whistles, dey
jump right back into dese here ice chests and I takes 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The Newfie looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's de
truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'


'O.K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The Newfie stood on a rock and poured the fish into the cove. Then
He stood and looked out to sea.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the Newf
.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the Newfie.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers on
De mainland but by the lard tundering jaysus we ain't as dumb as some
government employees.

Thanks Richard

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