Home security system

How to Install a home security system:

· Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 boots.

· Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

· Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

· Leave a note on your door that reads:::::

Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

Thanks Richard