Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Pastors Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that
someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business
card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back
of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his card had been returned. Added to it was this
cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..' Reaching
for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold,
I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10
reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are! Pass it on
A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)

Thanks Father Marc.... guess I'll consider myself told.... Father Marc was a best friend to my mother and sister

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