Monday, April 19, 2010

Suits $5.00 each

Two Newfies are walking down a street in Toronto , when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."

One Newfie says to his pal, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to St John's , sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're from the Rock,
and try to cheat us. Now, I'll try to sound like we're from Ontario .

So they go in and one of the Newfie says with his best Ontario accent, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ...."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Newfoundland, aren't you?" "

Well...yeah," says a surprised Newfie. "How'd you know dat!"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

Thanks Richard

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