Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Hispanic words of the day

Folks,

This is an equal opportunity site. We post Newfie jokes, Polish jokes ( which are really Newfie jokes with a Country of origin change), Irish jokes ( cause thats where Newfie jokes originate), Scottish jokes because they cost nothing... this is our first foray into Hispanic jokes.... so enjoy because none of us is perfect

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey, harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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