This is an equal opportunity site. We post Newfie jokes, Polish jokes ( which are really Newfie jokes with a Country of origin change), Irish jokes ( cause thats where Newfie jokes originate), Scottish jokes because they cost nothing... this is our first foray into Hispanic jokes.... so enjoy because none of us is perfect
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
My fren always
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey, harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?